Mr. President

well...can you blame him?

*update*

The List

so after agonizing debate and mental conflict, i have come up with my celebrity list (you know, the list of celebs you're allowed to sleep with without relationship retribution). i figure i won't pull a ross and keep a laminated copy in my wallet, but i will release the contents of my list to the blogosphere.

and this is in no particular order:

Maggie Q
















Scarlett Johansson
















Jessica Alba
















Emmanuelle Chriqui



























Giselle Bundchen

Asian Babies

can't say they aren't cute...little asian babies tend to look like dumplings, and this one is no different.

Smart Politics

this is why i love obama...

"What I don't want is for the best to be the enemy of the good here."

this is the way politics should be done...not in a 51% manner, but in an overarching, unifying approach. if he is not the next president of the united states, i will seriously consider my faith in the american people

Ode To The Mosquito

little pesky things,
so small, yet your bites always leave stings.

i try to leave you be,
but you always come back to me.

what is it about my blood that you so adore?
what about me drives you to come for more?

now that you've eaten,
i feel annoyed and beaten.

each time you choose to hitch,
it is another red spot on me that i have to itch.

how i hate you so,
you little pesky thing, you mosquito